we're blogging at a bar
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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