I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
