haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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