Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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