nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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