Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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