Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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