Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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