Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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