im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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