Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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