brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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