Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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