You can't special order awesome
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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