She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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