So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I need to sanitize my soul.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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