you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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