when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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