I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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