bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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