I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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