so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
True strength comes from lack of pants
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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