ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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