He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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