The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
two words...techno handjob
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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