no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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