Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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