Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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