I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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