too bad you live with your parents still
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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