I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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