Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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