I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
When are your genitals available?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
