i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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