That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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