shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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