She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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