Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
