she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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