wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
