she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Enjoy the penises
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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