so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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