Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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