Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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