Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
