Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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