Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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