Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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