i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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