Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
How did I end up in the pool?!
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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