in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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